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Buttercream can fix anything. That's what my boss at the boutique cake shop in NYC used to say all the time. I am not going to lie...she was a pretty terrible boss, but these words of wisdom have stuck with me over the years. And while I am pretty sure she was talking about fixing uneven cakes and fondant blemishes, I decided to adopt this saying into every aspect of my life.
Last week I got STRAIGHT UP ghosted by a guy. I am not talking about a normal ghost - those happen all the time. I am talking about a HARD CORE ghosting situation. After 6 weeks of talking (which in online dating, is basically a lifetime), we finally picked a day to meet - and I was excited!
I know what you are thinking. You have done this a million times LINDSAY! And EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. you are disappointed. So why do you get your hopes up?!
And you are 100% right. After all my not so fantastic experiences in the dating trenches, I should know better. But you guys...this boy was really REALLY funny! And when you come from a family of seriously hilarious men - it is pretty important that a guy can make you laugh. And this guy could definitely do that.
So everything was going great (lots of laughs happening on this end) until the day before we were supposed to meet, which happened to be Thanksgiving. We were texting in the morning about a podcast I had showed him, and then out of nowhere, he just stopped texting me. Like nothing...ever again.
Ummmm excuse me sir...WTF?! Who talks to someone for 6 weeks, makes a plan to meet and then ghosts them on a National Holiday?! Are you some kind of monster? Because I didn't even get to enjoy my mashed potatoes because of you...and that my friend, is a real crime.
Long story short...ok it wasn't that short...that night I turned to my good old friend buttercream. I piled it high on some brownies and just WENT TO TOWN. In conclusion - buttercream > boys. Always and FOREVER.
So now but back to the point of this post - which buttercream reigns supreme? I honestly think this is a personal choice, but I am going to tell you why I like and dislike the three main players.
Frosting made with a base of powdered sugar and butter or shortening. Add a little flavor and milk and you are done!
Pros - Super quick and easy peasy! It also pipes nicely.
Cons - This guys is a heavy duty frosting. It can be a little difficult to get super smooth on a cake, and it is also VERY sweet.
This is the frosting I grew up using. It is a pretty good overall frosting, but I never use this one on the outside of a cake. I mainly use this icing for fillings, and on top of cupcakes.
Swiss Meringue Buttercream
Egg whites and sugar are cooked together over boiling water until they reach a certain temperature. It is then transferred to a mixer and whipped into a meringue before adding butter and flavoring.
Pros - It is soft, smooth and not too sweet. SM buttercream is arguably the best frosting in terms of cake decorating because it is the easiest way to get those smooth clean lines.
Cons - It is SUPER annoying to make. You have to have time and patience for this one (which I don't usually have either).
While I rarely make this one, I will admit this is the best buttercream out there. I'm pretty sure my hatred for this guy comes from a time I had to make 17 single batches in a row. So you will have to make it and be your own judge.
Sugar and water cooked over the stove while egg whites are whipped in the mixer. Once the sugar reaches the "soft ball stage", you add it to the egg whites. After it cools down, you add butter and flavor.
Pros - It is soft, smooth and not too sweet. It also gives you those sharp edges on a cake - it is just not as easy to smooth as the Swiss.
Cons - It takes a while for the eggs whites/sugar mixture to cool down in the mixer. But you can just leave it running and go do other things.
This is my go to. I use it ALL the time.
Ok that is all I have for you today! Recipes are all below - and if you have any questions - feel free to ask!
*1 batch of buttercream
SMBC 4EVA ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ I can't get the Italian to work for me. I have trouble with Italian macarons too - I prefer the French method. Stupid hot sugar and egg whites. Ugh!! ????????
Really?! What happens when you try to make it?
It is a known fact that the ridiculousness of ghosts is rampant in this technology ruled world, ,but who knew life had so many buttercream choices!? That pretty much makes up for the rude ghosts! ✨Just sayin✨ I def wanna try the Italian Meringue Buttercream ❣️????
They are all pretty great!!!